I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis? —Daniel Radcliffe

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What Death Note was about:

L: HA! You fell for my plan!
Light: YOU FOOL! I expected your plan so I had another plan in case you saw through my plan!
Near: Hmm... I expected your plan to be used to activate your other plan so I planned a plan you wouldn't plan on expecting.



how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice

out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst

Posted 1 week ago with 471,541 notes.
FROM:carry-on-my-wayward-butt SOURCE:danielkanhai


I wish people didn’t think silence was awkward, just enjoy it. Not every space has to be filled with words.

Posted 1 week ago with 57,038 notes.
FROM:hookedonhealth SOURCE:lexislost


I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

Posted 1 week ago with 187,827 notes.
FROM:lucrezialoveshercesare SOURCE:snh-snh-snh

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Posted 1 week ago with 777 notes.
FROM:violet-winter SOURCE:philoclea

An old high school friend of mine posted a picture on Instagram of a lit candle just now and I made a cheerful comment about how cozy it looked, but just after I’d posted it I saw that there was a framed picture behind it, and that someone had commented with a heart. If I’m lucky it’s not of importance at all. If it turns out it was a candle lit in the memory of someone who’s passed away, however, I am going to be fucking mortified. I can be so smooth sometimes…

Posted 1 week ago with 0 notes.
#personal #sigh

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Posted 1 week ago with 58,332 notes.
FROM:secretcigarette SOURCE:lightcityphotography
#nature #gif

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Posted 1 week ago with 142 notes.
FROM:secretcigarette SOURCE:weissesrauschen

I’ve added some new stuff to my playlist, by the way. I know a few of you actually listen to it sometimes so I just thought I’d let you know. Everyone else can just ignore this.

Posted 1 week ago with 0 notes.
#personal #music #(^-^)

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Posted 1 week ago with 11,561 notes.
FROM:veganlove SOURCE:sweetbunie
Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. —Edwin Hubbell Chapin

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Posted 1 week ago with 372 notes.
FROM:lucrezialoveshercesare SOURCE:quotes-shape-us

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

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Posted 1 week ago with 224,384 notes.
FROM:sebbistans SOURCE:spoken-not-written

thevaginakhaleesi replied to your post: Unreasonable anger towards my boyfrien…

*sends positive vibes* I’m sorry, sweetpea. That sounds awful.

Thank you so much Rach, you’re too sweet, honestly. I hope everything is well with you. *hugs*

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FROM:contessadiviana SOURCE:olderoticart